By Peter Costantini
Graphic: U.S. Treasury
Love the “heads I win, heads you lose” vibe, and the attention
to detail – notice his combover partially obscuring the word “Liberty” on the
edge.
But here’s a more fitting design for a Trump coin: a
gold-plated wooden nickel.
On the obverse:
The soaring combover underlining the inscription: "E
pluribus pecunia" ("Out of many, money");
A long, slender Pinocchio-like nose;
A palm-up hand outstretched over the motto: "Una
manus alteram lavat" (“One hand washes the other”).
On the reverse:
A military drone hovering over a small boat, which is
billowing smoke and sinking. The wreckage is strewn with bodies and body parts.
The legend: "Ita me in ius voca." ("So sue me")
References
Dan Barry. “The War on ‘Wokeness’ Comes to the U.S. Mint”.
New York Times, December 14, 2025.
https://nytimes.com/2025/12/14/us/coins-us-250th-anniversary.html
Dan Barry. “A Two-Headed Coin That Always Comes Up ‘Trump’”.
New York Times, November 9, 2025.
https://nytimes.com/2025/11/09/us/trump-commemorative-coin.html